Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Color:Cornsilk " Ochoa proved that goalkeeping

" Ochoa proved that goalkeeping isn’t just about stopping shots – it’s about making everyone believe you're invincible

it wasn’t just the ball he was kicking

Made from 100% cotton (because you're going to need comfort while you’re trying to make sense of the sheer idiocy around you)

it’s because his rice really is that good

Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Color:Cornsilk " Ochoa proved that goalkeepingThis shirt is for the football fan who knows that sometimes, Roy Hodgson doesnt need to say much to say a lot. Featuring the legendary manager in a moment of pure pouting contemplation, this shirt dives deep into the awkwardly relatable experience we all wish we could forget but know we cant. The caption, Weve all experienced the doctors hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam, is classic Roy: unexpected, slightly uncomfortable, and filled with