Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Color:White Keown is so boring he

Keown is so boring he would taste like a cream cracker

while still managing to make you wonder how on earth he made it as a Premier League player despite his apparent lack of footballing glamour

who can remember what fabric they’re wearing when they’ve got 19 different things going on at once

he still managed to score a spot in every highlight reel – usually by flicking his hair to the side in slow motion

Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Color:White Keown is so boring heThe most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the Teehee nage Mutant Ninja Turtle t shirt where Michael Jacksons moonwalk meets mutant crime fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, hes here to save the sewers, one hee hee at a time. Who wouldnt want to see MJ